Aired 15 July 2026 · written 23 June, when Earbuds/Headphones was 31%
The board on 23 June 2026, the day the script was written. A price is the market’s odds of that outcome.
| Earbuds/Headphones | 31% | |
| Necklace | 14% | |
| Clip-on device for clothing | 14% | |
| Glasses | 14% | |
| Phone | 11% | |
| Watch | 6% | |
| Ring | 6% | |
| Head-mounted display | 4% |
This bet stems from OpenAI's May 2025 acquisition of Jony Ive's hardware startup io for ~$6.5 billion, with Altman and Ive promising "the next big thing after the iPhone" but refusing to confirm what it actually is. The market is essentially traders parsing a year of contradictory leaks. The running joke: everyone expected glasses or a Humane-style pin, but Ive and Altman explicitly said they don't want a screen, and described the device as pocket-sized and contextually aware — Altman even compared smartphones to "walking through Times Square."
Why the odd outcome split: the primary device, codenamed "Sweetpea," reportedly matches iPod shuffle dimensions — small enough to wear around the neck or pocket, with a second pen-shaped device codenamed "Gumdrop". That shuffle-on-a-lanyard description is why "Necklace" and "Clip-on" have real weight. Earbuds leads because GizmoChina reported "SweetPea" as AI-powered earbuds, an AirPods alternative. Wild card: The Information says the first device is actually a smart speaker with a camera, priced $200–300 — which doesn't cleanly fit ANY listed Kalshi outcome, the comedic angle worth exploiting.


Daily price. The dotted line is the day the episode was written — the odds Sal and Eddie were looking at. The solid line is the day it aired.
Biggest move since: Earbuds/Headphones, down from 31% on the day the episode was written to 9% today.