Aired 29 July 2026 · written 29 July, when Bad and Boujee was 44%
The board on 29 July 2026, the day the script was written. A price is the market’s odds of that outcome.
| Bad and Boujee | 44% | |
| Blinding Lights | 44% | |
| Rockstar | 44% | |
| Pepas | 42% | |
| Sicko Mode | 40% | |
| Mo Bamba | 38% | |
| Despacito | 36% | |
| Mask Off | 36% |
This bet exists because GTA VI (releasing November 19, 2026) is the biggest launch in gaming history, and its radio soundtrack is a cultural event unto itself — Tom Petty's "Love Is a Long Road" saw a 37,000% Spotify streaming spike after Trailer 1, turning a 1989 song most under-30s had never heard into a viral moment. Kalshi is monetizing the guessing game. Rockstar has only officially confirmed six songs through its two trailers, so everything else is speculation fuel.
The specific slate is a "meme-canon" trap: these are the 2016-2021 rap/pop songs a normie would assume MUST be in a Vice City-set GTA (Migos, Weeknd, Post Malone, Farruko, Travis, Sheck Wes, Bieber/Fonsi, Future). They're all priced 36-45% — suspiciously high given none are confirmed. The bull case: contemporary artists like DJ Khaled, Schoolboy Q, and T-Pain are rumored, and GTA V shipped 240+ tracks and Online expanded past 750, so quantity favors YES.
The bear case: Rockstar leans deep-cut and era-specific (Miami 80s, kompa, reggaeton obscurities), actively avoiding the obvious Spotify Top 50 — making "Despacito" or "Blinding Lights" almost too on-the-nose to license.


Daily price. The dotted line is the day the episode was written — the odds Sal and Eddie were looking at. The solid line is the day it aired.
Biggest move since: Rockstar, down from 44% on the day the episode was written to 12% today.