Aired 24 August 2026 · written 20 August, when larping was 11%
The board on 20 August 2026, the day the script was written. A price is the market’s odds of that outcome.
| larping | 11% | |
| Vibe | 10% | |
| Brainrot | 10% | |
| Semiquincentennial | 8% | |
| Agentic | 7% | |
| Performative | 6% | |
| Lore | 2% | |
| AI | 2% |
This market is a bet on which slang survives to December, and the board is basically the 2026 internet in miniature. "Larping" is the live one: Gen Z spent this summer repurposing it from nerd hobby to all-purpose authenticity insult — calling out anyone acting in ways that lack personal authenticity, including people "larping" the World Cup by skipping games and consuming only TikTok clips. It's this year's "performative" — which, note, was already a Merriam-Webster runner-up in 2025, and runners-up almost never win the next year.
Key mechanics: MW's pick is based largely on spikes in search data, which is why "semiquincentennial" lurks — America's 250th on July 4 guaranteed a lookup tsunami for an unspellable word, exactly the "conclave"-style news spike MW loves. Headwinds elsewhere: brainrot was already Oxford's 2024 word, "vibe coding" was Collins' 2025 pick, and MW just did an AI word with slop — dictionaries hate repeating each other. The board sums to only ~58%, so the market itself thinks the winner probably isn't listed yet. December word, August prices.


Daily price. The dotted line is the day the episode was written — the odds Sal and Eddie were looking at. The solid line is the day it aired.
Biggest move since: Vibe, down from 10% on the day the episode was written to 3% today.