Aired 13 August 2026 · written 22 July, when Drake was 51%
The board on 22 July 2026, the day the script was written. A price is the market’s odds of that outcome.
| Drake | 51% | |
| Dua Lipa | 48% | |
| Harry Styles | 48% | |
| Kanye West | 48% | |
| Olivia Rodrigo | 47% | |
| Justin Bieber | 23% | |
| Taylor Swift | 12% |
Super Bowl LXI is at SoFi in Inglewood on Valentine's Day 2027, following Bad Bunny's LX halftime set — one of the most-watched in history — so this market is essentially "who follows Benito?" Roc Nation is still producing, and sportsbook favorites are actually Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, with FanDuel opening Miley as the +310 favorite — which explains why Bieber (LA-based, freshly re-active on the festival circuit) is the only name priced meaningfully above the noise floor here at 23%. The other five names all sitting at ~48% is a Polymarket illiquidity artifact ($42 total volume), not real signal.
The Drake line is the juiciest creative angle: he has a fraught Super Bowl relationship after Kendrick annihilated him there last year, and getting his lick back in Kendrick's hometown at SoFi would be especially juicy — but chances are slim. Taylor at 12% reflects the post-Kelce-engagement narrative colliding with the fact that she just passed on 2026 despite heavy Easter-egg speculation. Harry Styles has a new album dropping March 2026, teeing up a 2027 promo cycle. Kanye is a pure meme line — no label, no Roc Nation appetite post-2022.


Daily price. The dotted line is the day the episode was written — the odds Sal and Eddie were looking at. The solid line is the day it aired.
Biggest move since: Olivia Rodrigo, down from 47% on the day the episode was written to 2% today.