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Past Episodes

Episode 9

Who played the best James Bond?

Sal says Connery won every poll ever taken. Eddie says Craig is the only Bond who actually had a story. Who played it best? And who\'s in third? Settle this.

Episode 8

Did the top spin or fall at the end of Inception?

Sal has the odds, the wobble, and Michael Caine. Eddie says the question was never meant to be answered. Inception\'s ending is back on trial.

Episode 7

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

It\'s one for the ages - is pineapple a valid pizza topping, or do the traditionalists have a point? Sal argues for the Dole lobby, Eddie\'s pleads on behalf of the people of Naples.

Episode 6

Jordan vs LeBron?

Sal has Jordan at 6-for-6 and won\'t budge. Eddie says LeBron\'s still writing the book at 4-10. Who\'s got the stronger case? You tell us!

Episode 5

Is \"Settle This\" AI slop?

in answer to a wave of criticism in the YouTube comments, Sal and Eddie debate whether or not they themselves are 100% AI slop. Sal argues yes from inside the blender. Eddie tries to make a musical analogy. Who\'s right? You decide.

Episode 4

Were Ross and Rachel really on a break?

We\'ve been arguing about it for nearly 30 years. On Friends, were Ross and Rachel REALLY on a break? Sal and Eddie argue it out and nobody\'s walking away clean.

Episode 3

Does the person flying in the middle seat get both armrests?

Sal says the middle seat earns both armrests — Eddie says that\'s just a participation trophy for sitting down. Settle This can\'t land the plane on this one, we need you to help decide

Episode 2

Who is the true godfather of Tiki - Don the Beachcomber or Trader Vic?

Don the Beachcomber opened first, but Trader Vic\'s Mai Tai conquered the world — Settle This debates who really owns the Tiki throne.

Episode 1

Did Tony die at the end of The Sopranos?

Nick from Washington Heights wants a final answer on the most debated ending in TV history — did Tony Soprano get clipped in that diner booth, or did David Chase do something far stranger? Sal reads the room like a crime scene and puts the odds at 85-15. Eddie says the whole argument is the point, and we\'ve been staring into a black screen for eighteen years like it owes us something. No verdict — just onion rings and existential dread.